A knock-off version of Hooters recently opened in my neighborhood. I found out about it when I ran smack into a giant pair of 15’ tall boobs, prominently splayed on the billboard atop the Broadway N/Q elevated subway station (for reference see the grainy photo of this really tasteful ad that I borrowed from 4-Square).
Rather than getting pissed off about another unoriginal company using boobs to sell mediocre beer and wings, I started thinking: Ladies, why haven’t we gotten in on this?
Here’s my pitch: I’d like to open a restaurant called ‘The Bulge’ (I thought about ‘Boners,’ but it apparently already exists as a BBQ chain).
Concept is simple: